Frequently Asked Questions

Who are you?

Can’t you read? I’ve plastered it all over this damn thing.

No, I mean tell us a bit about yourself

Well, I write sometimes, and I draw sometimes, and sometimes the output is good, and sometimes it isn’t. I was born at a very young age, and am probably not yet dead.

sighs Alright then, have you written for anyone interesting?

Quite possibly — I’ve written things for Arcbeatle Press and The Cheshire House. A complete list of things I’ve written can be found here.

Pronouns?

Ah. Hrm. Primarily they/them but some she/her wouldn’t go amiss and I'm not diametrically opposed to he/him, as such. But ultimately I’m not that fussed and the whole thing’s just a social convention in the end, really.

Do you take commissions?

Certainly, time permitting.

Uhh, how do I contact you?

Feel free to send me a message on Bluesky or Tumblr, or, failing that, send me an email at wartonmolly (at) yahoo.net.

Will you write something for my zine/go on my podcast/etc.?

Probably! No harm in asking, at any rate.

Are these questions really frequently asked, or are you just pretending they are to make it sound better?

I really am frequently asked these questions.

Are you lying?

Yes.

Can I use/reference character, events, concepts, places, etc. from your works in my own stories and such?

In all likelihood yes, it’s fun, but please do contact me first to consult on implementation, and I would like to see the final piece prior to its publication as well (and retain the right to withdraw consent).

Who are you?

We did that one already.

Who am I, then?

Alright, Jean Valjean, keep your hair on.

Do all your works really diegetically connect to each other?

Yes, in theory. But I don’t talk about that because it isn't cool.

Yes, because you’re the very model of coolness.

Oh, shut up.

Why did you resign?

Oh, good grief, Aristide did that one already. You must have some original ideas.

Uhh... No, I don't think I do. (and something something it’s not like most of this interview isn’t nicked from Aristide as it is)

Well, alright then, guess we’d better end this.

Wait, what happens to me if this is over. Do I die? Is this the end. Oh god... Oh help. Oh, please, please don’t leave me, don’t, oh don’t! Oh plea —