Hello!
Other websites you should check out (in no particular order).
This is the point at which I realise that I haven’t made the page nearly long enough, and so ramble on a bit about this and that. You may stay if you wish, or leave if you wish, it’s none of my business.
Actually, I think I’ve made the page long enough at this point, so I shall simply thank the wonderful Aristide Twain in advance for not minding me stealing some of his website layout, and also publicly shame him for writing his CSS inline.